This is a legally binding contract btw

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[–] 45 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Hi! I think you smell and are weird

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  • [–] [S] 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    So fun fact, I actually don't have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why.

    So I will 100% hand to you that I'm weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to.

    That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!

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  • [–] 44 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    Huh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    GAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!!

    THIS IS WAR!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    I wrote a limerick about you.

    There once was a poster online

    stinking's their primary crime

    their name's something like 'Maven'

    they needed a savin'

    from forgetting to soap all of the time

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