Id edit this on on the right side but im on my phone at work

the larger overarching joke here is that in the original Metroid everyone just assumed that Samus was male and the reveal at the end of the game was a huge deal back in 86.' Samus is even referenced as "him" in the games manual.

Haaayyy...wait a dang minute.

Zero Suit Samus = Samus with zero suit.

Can't remember which one it was, but I remember a rumor when I was young, horny boy, that if you completed the game within a certain time she would be revealed naked. I tried so hard to get to that time point, but never could.

Smh my head

The duality of Samus.

https://www.oglaf.com/newmodelarmy/

Wait is this another joke about not having pockets

The big boobs and big ass are the armour in most cases

Ironic

Fuckin' LOL