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[–] 66 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Nice to see one of these where the 3rd and 4th panels have the same text again. Been a while.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

    I have a surefire method for consistently low gas prices.

    I have more gas than I know what to do with at a fraction of the price using this one simple trick (that fossil fuel barons hate): eating vast amounts of raw cabbage.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 child)

    I’ve cooked a big pot of pea soup today. As one of the consequences I’m now exiled from bedroom to sleep on sofa in living room.

    I regret nothing. 🗿

    And I think we could unite our efforts in supplying Americans with gas. Just have to phrase it in a way, that doesn’t involve cabbage or peas, or they’ll deem it to be some liberal tree hugger organic shit.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 hours ago (1 child)