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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I love Cumming, ^GA

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

North Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Yeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was literally there today 🤣

We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Pee pee is my favorite township

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

That's what I like to hear

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.

This map is wack. It should be Cumming!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

At night, it becomes wanker's corner

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Napo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That makes perfect sense

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Goochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

As it should.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Tbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

no horneytown NC?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Mary’s Igloo is too much for me.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's a quality igloo

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Bald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

What is Humptulips...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Vermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Shaftsbury is pretty good

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Someone explain ballplay to me

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh god essex really has gone through a new meaning

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Texas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.

Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd? Also there's Hell, MI. Those are both way better than Dick, MI.

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