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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I love Cumming, ^GA

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

North Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

That's what I like to hear

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I was literally there today 🤣

We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Thats crazy. I mean my country has some goofy names for small towns and villages but this takes it to another level entirely

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Pee pee is my favorite township

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

But Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.

This map is wack. It should be Cumming!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They have Bison. Went there a few weeks ago. Pretty cool park!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

At night, it becomes wanker's corner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Napo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

no horneytown NC?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Tbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Goochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mary’s Igloo is too much for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah it's a quality igloo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Bald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

What is Humptulips...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Vermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Shaftsbury is pretty good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oh god essex really has gone through a new meaning

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Texas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Someone explain ballplay to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Is no one gonna talk about Splunge?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.

Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd? Also there's Hell, MI. Those are both way better than Dick, MI.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
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