This is the authentic working-at-a-small-business experience.

That camera? A $2500/month FLOCK camera.

:smuglord: hey guys, boss here. we have like $50 in the bank. and now it's $0.

Raises are opex, cameras are capex. “That money” is literally a different resource. Do you know anything, Miranda?

Oh, wow, 3 emojis!

Not that I believe this bloodless freak was ever going to give raises, but if the cost of one shitty camera is enough to wipe out raises for the whole fucking store then they should still be pissed at you, miranda.

Also, why do you fucking care? Did you even notice anything wrong before sporting the empty? Then it doesn't matter, does it?

it me. i was doing the whippets in the walk-in with the other prep cook. thats why we had to go from spray cans to paper cartons of topping.

I am now going to have to spend money

Why?

Fuck you miranda enjoy the footage of me whizzing in the freezer high on whippets.

Management was never going to give raises, and no one sane would believe they intended to...

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miranda just pissed because she wanted to do those whip its in the walk-in because she wanted to forget for 30 seconds that her life has no integrity.

This is how the budgeting goes in America, sorry can't have free health care the police need a big brother network and a tank each to enforce our rule

What if someone just needed to get some whipped cream ready in a hurry and dropped the canister by accident, Miranda?