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[–] 2 points 27 minutes ago

Sounds... Like this guy became a Rune Factory protagonist?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    Crop harvesting is important, please promote this person

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago

    Cool, but which lizard? I'll do it, too, but only if I can be a Komodo Dragon - those bad boys get all the chicks.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

    I had to get a drug test recently for work, the lady testing me said I had some of the most hydrated pee she's ever seen. So I guess you could say I'm well hydrated

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  • [–] 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    I got popped in the navy for my piss being too diluted because I drank too much water. Had to retest me.

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