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Transcript4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. She says, “Looks like everyone’s a witch nowadays.” Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart.

Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch “You should be glad. Witches are cool now.”

Panel 3: The vampire happily says, “Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!” Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. “You’ve GOT to stop calling it that.”

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Is someone getting sucked off?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago

    He sucks people dry. And then he bites their necks and drinks their blood.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 3 hours ago

    I have a game of ttrpg Vampire the requiem and one of the guys insists on saying variations of "I'm going to suck that guy" straight faced (heh).

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago*

    This is my greatest weakness as well. I can't help 2/3rds of the English language are also euphemisms for assblasting

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago

    Just mind the teeth

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago

    He’s a suck king

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  • [–] 8 points 4 hours ago

    I mean that's cool too

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago

    I Nandor the Relentless will sit upon my throne and make a number 2.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago

    He's already annoyed by humans referencing eating pussy

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