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[–] 1 point 32 minutes ago

In Minecraft the drug store.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 hours ago

    It would all have worked out the other way around

    "I sell kids in need"... "for dru-"

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago*

    me in highschool, flirting with my crush:

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    [–] 21 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    [remembering girls hate capitalism] no wait. I give drugs to kids in need for free

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  • [–] 43 points 20 hours ago*

    me: [remembering girls like down to earth guys] *hold her hand* kids like us

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  • [–] 18 points 18 hours ago* (4 children)

    This was, no shit, how I met a boyfriend in 2012. We dated for six years.

    He was an awesome dude. I was crushed when he died.

    I wanted to marry him…

    His name was Seth… he was beautiful.

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  • [–] -3 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

    He's still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 hours ago* (2 children)

    You think you’re being cute. But you’re really just being cruel.

    Seth died in 2021 from Covid.

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