China's Secret Plan For London

me immediately seeing what looks to be a giant butt plug in the background

Knowing the general trend of communism, they will probably punish Britain for its centuries of unchecked colonialism by…

Helping them build a bunch of renewables and HSR. Not only is no one being killed, but both are considered unforgivable acts of cruelty to gammons, so it actually is a punishment.

I love the "hidden underground" theme, it tickles the imagination/phobia. Who knows what's down there? Hamas could be under your feet right now. Iran might be digging a tunnel, slowly creeping closer every day. It's very Dungeon Keeper.

i'm feeling way too lazy right now, but imagine i took that picture and replaced the dungeon with 's chinese dick milking machine dungeon

BIGGLES

Fetch....THE COMFY CHAIR!

This will be the cover art of my novel: Fifty Shades of Red