Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
(It doesn't help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)
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Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn't be wearing pants. If it wasn't for "laws" and "public decency" I wouldn't.
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis."
That's not normal at 37. In fact, that's not normal at 60.
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.
Just sit down already, jesus christ
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37? That's the new 20
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
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A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
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Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.
That should do it.
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Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You're welcome.
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Push under your balls
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The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it
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I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
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I feel like my foreskin has got even bigger over time. It’s like all foreskin now.
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