every day i wake up and smile because i will never have to set foot on a plane, either i can get somewhere by public transport or i'm just not going there.

I think the stranger would be the one more willing to pay extra for no kids sitting next to them.

I was all seated ready for take off and the guy next to me (impolite tone) said "you go up there, I want to sit with my wife"

If somebody was polite I'd consider it but he was a dick, and could have paid to sit with his travel partner.

For all he knows I could have paid for this exact seat.

I was so tired of airline bullshit once when going back home from Montreal to Copenhagen, that when the airline tried to split my partner and I from sitting next to each other, so a toddler could move to their parents, I just refused... Until they offered a free upgrade to 1st class.

First time I was ever thankful for a toddler on a plane.

Had a kid sitting behind me on a flight coming home from far away. Kicked the entirety of the flight. After a few pointed looks to its parent - this is Canada, and he should have gotten the fn hint - I was gonna ask whether he wants me to teach the child some of the words I learned working on the water or as infantry. Like, maybe he keeps the kid in line or we're all gonna learn some words he'll remember for school. He seemed to finally fn get it, and I was the most relieved.

One Never AI Slop Kitty coupon.

You have to pay $200 to sit next to your kid and wife.. fuck these airline fees

Skip the middleman. Passengers should start negotiating with each other and pay each other directly for any seat moves.

Ugh, I bit the onion.

Nothing I hate more than a family trying to switch seats with half the plane because they didn't get tickets together. If it's a first come first serve seating plane that's one thing but I have seen people pull this shit on flights where you can select your seat before hand.