what are beardos?

No weirdoes? Did he quit?

Alcoholics are welcome though

Great! Nearly no one is eligible for the upcoming draft!

And no chicks. Cause that's gay!

The US military has been in a recruiting crisis for a while with recruiting hitting some all-time lows. He doesn't give a shit. He is now kicking more people out while we can't even fill the current empty slots, let alone the new empty slots.

3/5, guess I could try to grow a beard but it's itchy and I'm too much of a wimp for that