You also have the best stupid

I feel like a kindergartener could read off his speeches and execute them just as well. He talks like he hasn’t finished grade school.

My bank account is aware

WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Bigger number mean more! More better!

I saw that several times. I can't believe it's true. Is it true? Can one be THAT fucking dumb?

Is he mistaking poverty for minors again? Dirty Diaper Donnie remembering the island fondly.

He thinks poverty is an old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War era, doesn’t he?

I can't get full time hours at my job and I'm blaming Trump