This was always bullshit.

History lesson time: late June 2020, BC had worked and sacrificed to eliminate Covid locally and had done it, the province was one of the first outside China to have cases, but we had beaten it. Because of that, we had public Canada Day celebrations.

July 1st: a bunch of Albertan morons drive to Kelowna so they can party, reintroducing covid to the province.

Marlaina Melania Danielle Smith enters the chat

“Did someone summon me? Do you want to hear about oil? Is this the Sunday brunch Tammy Lich sorry I mean people from my church invited me to?”

🐀🐀

Over the past decade, rats increased by 390% in Washington DC

These things just write themselves, don’t they?

Ya, and its name is Marlaina.

Fool-meat Albertan-things boast rat-free lines-borders, yes-yes! But Clan Skryre has breached the perimeter-zone! Dig-burrow beneath the oil-tar sands, steal-snatch the black warpstone, quick-quick! The Great Horned Rat claims the prairie-lands! Yessss yesss.

Her name is Marlaina

It’s not that there are no rats in Alberta; they are just actively illegal there and hence uncommon. If rats are found on your property, the government can compel you to exterminate them. Rats cannot be kept as pets.

Dead rats and even small infestations of rats have been found before so I don't understand what makes this one special.

This is far more serious than most people are imagining.

Ahahahahahaha!

Imagine believing that the rats stop at the Provincial border, repelled exclusively by the power of oil revenue...

Probably why the UCP is politically done.

And it's due to climate change. Fitting.

I think I smell a rat.