Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
(www.theguardian.com)
Fool-meat Albertan-things boast rat-free lines-borders, yes-yes! But Clan Skryre has breached the perimeter-zone! Dig-burrow beneath the oil-tar sands, steal-snatch the black warpstone, quick-quick! The Great Horned Rat claims the prairie-lands! Yessss yesss.