Probably this thing called an Aye aye.

When I have guests over, I wouldn't tell them I have it, but I'd train it to sneak up on them in the night and stick it's weird finger in their ear

Quokkas are adorable little shits, I'd love to have one as a pet.

My cat. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she's gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she's fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.

If going of imagination, I want a polar bear. Yeah they're dangerous, but if we assume they're pets then they're just a giant fluff ball.

pet skunks are a thing, you have to get its anal glands surgically removed though.

Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.

Capybara because capybara

Boston Dynamics Spot, for no reason.

I'd have my cat. If the devil came acallin' I'd sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn't be enough.

An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.

Red Panda

I have answered this the same way every time I've been asked:

A great big fuck-off raven.

• Fox (they are so cute)
• Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
• Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)

Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?

My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.

My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.

I want a fully cloned megaraptor. I don't even care if it's trained or not.

just release it in Florida for me when it's done.