Top Trump military adviser

Who the fuck gives a shit about what Pete Hegseth thinks?

We should strap all the oligarchs to a rocket and let them fight it out on the moon.

Unfortunately his stupid low IQ dementia riddled mind probably thinks we need to make this happen yesterday

Yes, let's bring our petty bickering off this planet, what a novel idea!

Who the fuck are they going to fight?

I’m pretty sure there aren’t a lot of other people up there. The few that are have a lot of friends here in Earth that are going to be super fucking pissed.

Also, to what end?

More billions spent on stupidity while this planet falls apart.

But what happens as the month progresses and the moon gets smaller??

You know, we created a treaty decades ago to ensure that space has no business "serving US interests."

How are they going to do that when they're firing all the scientists?

Someone told the orange one, that the Moon controls the tides.

Hear me out on this one. Maybe, just maybe 'forever war' is not in the best interest of humankind. And maybe those that advocate for endless wars should be removed from power and prosecuted.

But I thought Trump was the peace president? Who would the peace president want to wage war on the moon?

This means bullish outlook for my Flat Moon YouTube channel.

Will Trump tariff the moon first?

Cislunar…yah thats totally not going to be a meme at some point. Bunch of clowns.

Finally, a front with no home advantage, and none of those pesky "strategic victory" conditions. Pure ballistics and machinery porn, just as God intended warfare to always be about.

I'm not surprised as satellites become more important for war.

American assholes already excited about bringing their economic engine to the moon.