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[–] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Reach enlightenment by sitting down

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    Nighttime rule.

    Standing posture during the day. Sit when wake to pee, prevent unintended authority questions.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

    Stealth also doubles as cleaning those stubborn shitpost stragglers

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    all of them have also have:

    • spatter a bunch on your legs
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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    I use my extreme urethral pressure for good, by knocking off the little shitbits that tend to stick to the bowl, with my majestic stream.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    stealth every time

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Establish presence has the most favourable splash profile.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Took me a minute to understand what I was looking at. I thought it was an illustration of some sort of sex toy, head-on.

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