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[–] 2 points 24 minutes ago

I have collected 19 its so far after being tagged and refusing to relinquish the power & at this point im not sure many could survive a 19x strength tag

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  • [–] 1 point 40 minutes ago

    The turtle won't help.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    Oh we realize. We are waiting. Poised for the moment you least expect to strike and pass on the dreaded curse of it.

    Any day now.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 hours ago

    I had the cheese touch for 17 years.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

    Sounds like something that would happen in an Adam Sandler movie.

    He's walking down the street in NYC, and some guy runs up behind him and slaps him on the back, yells, "You're it!" and runs off.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 hours ago* (2 children)

    "oh shit! I think that was Davey Roberts! We used to hang out on the playground back at PS 119 back when we were kids. I wonder what the hell that was about..."

    Cut to Facebook search for Davey roberts

    cut to messenger live conversation

    "Davey!! Long time no see buddy! How you been?!"

    ...

    "your it" (misspelled, no punctuation)

    Sandlers character gets a notification indicating he's been invited to a Facebook group

    sees group name

    "PS 119 Tag Never Ended"

    This winter...

    cut to playground stock footage

    Adam sandler is...

    fast cuts of adults sprinting down alleys

    "Still It"

    Rated PG-13

    Coming to theaters December 23rd

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago

    And the tags get exponentially more forceful as they chase each other down the street, through the park, across a university campus, over the basketball course, until it devolves into a full-on fistfight in the girls locker room ending with Adam Sandler delivering an overly dramatic tearful confession about how he actually cheated at tag that time in school because he was jealous that his friend spent more time with cute Amy, because he missed his friend so much. That means his friend was actually the one who was "it", so they chase each other again.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    But the bell rang!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 hours ago

    This is kind of like the movie Tag.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago

    I think “it” resolves when the game ends

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago

    what's worse? not knowing, or knowing?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago*

    Yeah well any of you guys who haven't thought about The Game in awhile, you just lost

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    It's probably me. I never was fast enough for tag. I was great at hide and seek though.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago
    [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    So that means they never touched anyone in all that time? Highly unlikely.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    I'm totally it

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