My favourite, show in a screenshot but not mentioned in the text, is an item “Website Developer”, price “$0.00”.

Ah yes, AI web development, what could possibly go wrong?

“stop hacking us”

💀💀💀

I don't understand why someone would use AI to build an e-commerce site.

If you don't know what you're doing, use something prebuilt and cloud-hosted like Shopify or Square. Even some major brands use it. The largest electronics store in Australia (JB HiFi, similar to Best Buy in the USA) uses Shopify Plus. I think Staples in the USA/Canada uses Shopify too.

If you know what you're doing, you wouldn't have left it open for other people to edit it.

Gee, I bet they sure are glad that they saved $20k by not hiring a real web developer, right?

Sic semper insipiens

The banana obviously should have been $10.

Ahh yes! The “stop hacking us” command.
Just if everyone could use that. Then we won't need to worry about the ever increasing requirements of higher encryption standards.

It's like making a property private, shouting "This is mine! Nobody come here!" when nobody is around and then expecting every random wanderer to just walk away despite not having any demarcation anywhere.

Perhaps nations should stop putting work into militarisation and just say "don't invade us".

/s

DID SOMEONE SAY...