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[–] 38 points 3 days ago (1 child)

I think you get a free pass when the spaghetti is longer than your entire arm.

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    [–] 18 points 3 days ago

    Look, Gino, I don't give a shit what your nonna would say about this. My gran had shit to say about gay marriage. You're not supposed to take them seriously.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago*

    OH NO THEY GOT US

    Anyway, yeah if spaghetti are as long as your arm, i can see why you break 'em

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago

    If they complain, say you'll understand, will never break pasta again and then tell them you'll get instant microwave spaghetti instead and they'll die if a heart attack.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago

    May you get tomato sauce stains on your favourite shirt

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    Welp, I read the bubbles out of order. Feels like this image was mirrored.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Thank you. As you may have noticed, I'm not a Manga reader.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    dismissive, angry hand gestures

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Oh no Mimi my perfect image of you has been damaged

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    If they complain, say you'll understand, will never break pasta again and then tell them you'll get instant microwave spaghetti instead and they'll die if a heart attack.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I break mine into thirds 😏

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