Oh please, the guy isn't even introduced until like 3/4 into the story.

Miscredited the authors

He's the sort of guy you just can't keep nailed down.

Really kind of a Mary-Sue kind of character, too.

There's some social media post that refers to Christianity as "Jesus Fandom", which lives rent-free in my head...

I'm in college English and this is all wrong.

You quote the names of articles, for books you either italicize or underline, it should be:

In God's The Bible,

Kid has a point.

That really is the main take away. Few people notice though! They get hung up on the other stuff