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Anyone interested in non-inheritable noble titles from the regional feudal monarch? (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago by [M] to c/main@hexbear.net
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I've got 'life baron', 'life baroness', several kinds of knighthoods ranging from banner knight, page, hedge knight, chevalier, gralsritter, squire, esquire, enquired, e=mc2, Scheißhausputzer Knecht, square table knight, night light, knight commander of the order to defend tapatio from getting its recipie changed by corporate demons that just bought the company out, sous chef, and knight of the order of martyred revolutionaries.

Please leave an application in the comment box below on what non-inheritable peerage you wish to have and I totally promise you in the next hexbear update you'll have your custom title next to your username for the low fee of $29.99

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[–] 1 point 1 day ago

I want all of them. Load me up with the micro transactions. My handle yearns for flare.

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    [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Yes, my perfect little girl needs a Princess title. She has earned this by being the sweetest and most perfect kitty who has gone over a full month without puking on my carpet.

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    [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Dowager's Coxswain & Lord of Canned Gravies

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    [–] 2 points 1 day ago*

    to defend tapatio from getting its recipie changed by corporate demons that just bought the company out

    take the lesson that the world learned from amor salsa a few years and PROTECT that shit while you still have it!!! lol

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    [–] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Yeah but stop using chrome Bruh. Get Firefox on android.

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    • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'll be a scheißschnauser or however it's spelled

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    • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    can i be the duke of nukem?

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    • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Can i be the royal avenor? That seems like a stable gig. Failing that, the dead-body cart guy, or the local charcoal burner would be aight.

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    • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I wanna be a royal bean counter. I count the beans

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    • [–] 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    huh a night light?

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    • [–] 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Dear Comrade Alaskaball, please bestow upon me the title of Tapioca Knight. Below is the fee + tip, plz no one else take it thank you

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    • [–] 7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    dibs on "Keeper of Swans"

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    • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    Has jester been taken yet?

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    [–] 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I want cute cat smoocher

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    • [–] 6 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    can i be the keeper of swans

    edit: FUCK someone beat me to it FUCK

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    • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    Ooh! Can I be a scheming advisor?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    do you give advice on schemes, or are you an advisor who is scheming

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I would be scheming myself, but if my liege needs scheme advice, I suppose that too

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    • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    Beanis Buster

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    [–] 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Can I get "Royal Food Taster"?

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    • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    life day celebrater

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    [–] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Honestly a better fundraising drive idea than Twitter's blue check system

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    We'll go to war with Zealand and field endless lances of bear knights! Huzzah!

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    • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    this fucking puts a stake through the heart of my plan to curry favor with you and eventually become a Marquess

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 2 days ago

    Sorry I'd have to submit you to the guillotine union office for being landed nobility if you did before shortly following thereafter to submit my head to the guillotine union office for the same offense

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    • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'll take "Royal court mage" my only magical skill is finding coins in peoples ears.

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    • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Kim's Nr 1 Fan.

    You know who I'm talking about right? We're all on the same page here no need to specify alphys-anxious

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    [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Mreow

    ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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