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[โ€“] 7 points 3 hours ago

fucker talks a big game for somebody who has never once started a car

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 4 hours ago

    I'm sure he's able to unite them - in hating him.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

    Well he would have to say that, being the FIFA World Peace Prize recipient and all.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Yeah, but he's going for that Guinness Peace Prize next. How many times has Obama "Hussain" Obama won that? Both prizes, incredible. Just incredible. Beautiful and no-one else can do it. That's what they say, that's what everyone is saying. "Sir", they say, "both prizes". And you know what? America.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 12 minutes ago

    You can't have that under communism. They'll take it what's yours and give it to them

    Cut to a meeting room. Script writers are bouncing ideas off of each other.

    "That shit is too coherent. There is that "old racist uncle with dementia" angle we gotta hit. How about:

    With communism you have - something really racist - going around and you don't know who is carrying around a baby and who is going to blow up a deli

    "I would drop the T-word"

    "Which one?"

    "Yes"

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 hours ago

    Well he can just get fucked

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