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[–] 51 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Steak too juicy, drinking water too cold, pillow too cool

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago (16 children)

    Perhaps they meant too little garlic? You can always add more. Think you added enough? Think again

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    I cooked for my in laws and they said I used enough garlic, you could tell because everyone still had garlic breath the next morning.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    ....please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like 'Charlie The Chocolates' elderly family.

    Wait... ^whisper ^it ^to ^me

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Yes

    whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear..

    "^Hope ^there's ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Excuse me, sir or madam or something else...we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to "get a room?" We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I once went to a restaurant where every item on the menu contained garlic in some capacity.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I haven’t had nor seen garlic ice cream, but did have some with mustard. It was pretty good

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Too much love

    That's what my cats keep telling me.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Ever have just roasted garlic? With some nice oil? 100% garlic is dang fine, if they make a super garlic I will still assume you can't get enough of it.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I agree there’s basically no such thing. Always at least double the cloves the recipe specifies.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I also have severe fodmap reactions. No garlic or onion. It makes me very sad. :( :(

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    The only time I've said, "fuck, too much garlic," was the first time I found out that allicin causes burns.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Every time I'm following a recepe, when I see how much garlic, I'm offended as it should bee at least 3 times as much. And I'm not even from a Mediterranean country.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    excluding vampires again, aren't we? not nice of you

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    This hits my feed 90 seconds afer my wife bitches that she can't get the garlic taste out of her mouth from the guac I made last night.

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What's next? Not enough vampires.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago
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    "Too much garlic" is vampire propaganda.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Life itself is not worth living without garlic.

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