People lose their minds when they find out I’m not a very good brain surgeon.

I professionally go by "Frank Zappa" as a warning, why are all these old geezers hiring me?

I thought that was this forklift driver again.

People are thrilled when they see I am going to use exactly these pliers as a dentist.

I uparrowed but didn't like doing it.

At least in Japan you need consent.

People find out I'm not a very good electrician when they're shocked.