This dude will never not be the "guy from office"
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Did you put my hand grenade in jello?
I had a though about a plot device for like a cop show or something where the villain would put the grenade in a block of ice, without the pin (nevermind how) then it melts and later, boom.
Like a random time bomb.
lol interesting, I was thinking the opposite, how you would do jello and how boiling water might interact with the pin and other mechanisms. I would place the grenade in a bowl, and then from a very safe distance, something like a kettle with a rope attached, pour the boiling jello. But I wasn’t thinking of having the pin removed. Since this is like, supposed to be a prank. But even then, who knows after all that heat and water contact with the mechanisms.
The ice case seems simpler to me, at least for grenades where you hold the handle with pressure pushing towards the grenade. You could pre-freeze a molded form sufficiently sized to fit the grenade with the handle pressed. But not allow it the space to release until the ice is melted. Then once the grenade has been inserted, you could fully freeze more water around it to make a solid block, presumably for aesthetic purposes. Still you might worry about metal expanding and contracting under different temperatures, when you do the second freezing process.
Iraqi insurgents would do this with soviet mortars, freeze a mortar to the side of the tube, then it would take 45 minutes or so to thaw and thoom ........... BOOM
"Pam!" Jim roared over the rumble. Pam sprinted toward him, clothes in tatters, her face smeared with ash and beet juice. Behind her loomed a tsunami-sized wave of raw beets. Miles away in his bunker, Dwight cackled maniacally, watching his ultimate revenge unfold on the monitors.
People love beets.
Over a loudspeaker, a voice crackled to life. Jim looked around, confused.
"Jim. What was it?"
Jim looked side to side. "What?"
"What," Dwight demanded, "was it you said?"
Jim shrugged. Pam gasped as she finally reached him, collapsing into his arms. Jim held her. Between panicked breaths, she muttered a single word at Jim.
"-Bears."
"No." Jim leaned back, terrified. "No, Pam. He can't..."
"Jim..." The loudspeaker chided. The tsunami of beets beared down on them both. Jim closed his eyes. Pain flowed from his heart. A single tear tickled down his cheek.
Jim screwed up his courage. He filled his lungs, and threw back his head.
"Bears!"
The ground shook under his feet. Pam opened her eyes, fearful of the quaking. She looked around in awe of the tsunami and shaking threatening her life. And Jim's.
"Beets!"
The shaking became unbearable. Jim fell to his knees, dropping Pam. She screamed at Jim just to be heard over the deafening roar around them.
Cracks opened in the earth under their feet. Pam grabbed Jim's hand and prepared herself to meet her maker.
Jim steadied himself, and took one more deep breath. As he did, he winked at Pam. She returned an unsure look, convinced they were about to die at Dwight's hand.
"Battlestar Galactica!" Jim screamed at the sky. His knees gave out. Bent and buckled, he watched the tsunami ebb and fall. A mottled red wave lost its energy and spread out across the horizon.
The sound of a slow clap eminated from the loudspeaker.
thought this was an AI edit of Jim ngl.. where is this from?
its from the office cant u read

It was the episode where he and Roy prank Dwight together
Spoiler
Actually the film "13 Hours" from 2016
I think that movie about the attack on a US embassy or something. Not 100% sure.
Wait, is Jim from The Office related to Jack Ryan? They look like they could be father and son.
Jim throws a snowball at Dwight indoors. When he is first challenged outside, however, he finds the doors chained. Dwight then emerges from a snowman, throwing multiple snowballs and leaving Jim with a bloody nose. Throughout the day, Dwight torments Jim with increasingly elaborate snowball

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