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I almost just accidentally drank a candle right now (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago by to c/chat@hexbear.net
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Do not place your glass of water next to a burning candle of the same size and shape

Also fuck you @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I know exactly what gif you're about to post don't do it

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[–] 29 points 3 weeks ago

but if you drank the candle you could eat some really spicy chilis

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    [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago

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    [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    One time my eye was itchy and I came so close to scratching it with the blade of the knife I was holding

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Working in kitchens it's a bit scary how many times the unconscious thought has crossed my mind and i have to stop myself from doing that

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    • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I want to see the gif

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    • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    i was painting watercolors and drinking coffee and dipped my brush in the coffee cup

    better than drinking the brush washing water i guess

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    I've taken a sip from my paint water cup before, my mistake for using an old mug & putting it right beside my mug of tea.

    I haven't stopped doing that but I'm more careful now. It most likely will happen again

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    • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago

    xi-lib-tears

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Is it OK if I post the gif instead? I know exactly which one it is

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    • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Are you okay ?

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    • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    Can I post it instead?

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Don't worry there are no gifs in this post.







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    ⓘ Remember to enable JPEG-XL support in your browser, even on your phone!

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    • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Burning yim yum

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    [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Maybe you were briefly overcome by a deadite? (Evil Dead Burn reference)

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