▲ 62 ▼ I almost just accidentally drank a candle right now (hexbear.net) submitted 2 days ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net 22 comments fedilink hide all child comments Do not place your glass of water next to a burning candle of the same size and shape Also fuck you @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I know exactly what gif you're about to post don't do it
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children) One time my eye was itchy and I came so close to scratching it with the blade of the knife I was holding permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 child) Working in kitchens it's a bit scary how many times the unconscious thought has crossed my mind and i have to stop myself from doing that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Why are there candles in the kitchen? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago Lmao I meant scratch myself with the knife but God forbid one wants a bit of mood lighting mid shift. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago Me 10 seconds after cutting chillies permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 child) Working in kitchens it's a bit scary how many times the unconscious thought has crossed my mind and i have to stop myself from doing that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Why are there candles in the kitchen? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago Lmao I meant scratch myself with the knife but God forbid one wants a bit of mood lighting mid shift. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Why are there candles in the kitchen? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago Lmao I meant scratch myself with the knife but God forbid one wants a bit of mood lighting mid shift. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago Lmao I meant scratch myself with the knife but God forbid one wants a bit of mood lighting mid shift. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago Me 10 seconds after cutting chillies permalink fedilink source parent