Do not place your glass of water next to a burning candle of the same size and shape

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[–] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One time my eye was itchy and I came so close to scratching it with the blade of the knife I was holding

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  • [–] 18 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Working in kitchens it's a bit scary how many times the unconscious thought has crossed my mind and i have to stop myself from doing that

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