I like to think that $5m doomsday bunkers these days are designed and managed by LLMs.

As a result, they look really impressive and have lots of attention to detail… but then after using it in earnest you realize they missed something really obvious like breathable air at the air pressure it’s been set to.

If your doomsday bunker costs five million dollars, you are not ultra-rich.

poison the fucking vents

Imagine paying to be trapped underground with the world's biggest assholes.

Of course, any disaster this big would mean these people aren't worth anything.

enough diesel fuel to run its generators for 2 1/2 years.

So you'll survive doomsday as long as it only lasts 2 1/2 years.