For anybody who doesn't know - the wooden box has the red "diet coke" button.

Looks like something my grandma would order from an infomercial.

I really miss Nitter sites. Fuck. - https://x.com/kaitlancollins/status/2095223897012478122

It is common in dementia care to label things to help the patient remember.

It's such a fucking "idiocracy" situation. I think so many of us (rightly) get horrified by the most brutal outcomes of capitalism, but it is also shocking how dumb these people are, and how proud they are of it.

These people should be bumbling around a small town with free housing and healthcare, not in charge of nukes.

imagine getting a job and everyone is sucking your metaphorical dick

Part bribe, part decoy style. I doubt it's online.

I also keep post-it notes of things I shouldn't forget on my work phone.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

THE PRESIDENT?!!

Is that a Palm Pilot?