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Everyone has knees.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 week ago

    Wiggle my butt too

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago

    Calmly explain why that sort of behavior is inappropriate and request an apology.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Wave with some steroids to get her attention and then throw them in the direction of the bouncers. After that have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago

    Scrape what is left of his ass off the wall.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago

    Call an ambulance to tend to his broken pelvis?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I'm in "the club", especially one where randomly molesting someone isn't an immediate expulsion, I've already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago

    Lemmy shitposts, and lemmy users responding in dead seriousness in the comments, name a more iconic duo.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    He's a boobs guy, I'm not worried.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Am man, so my ass?

    Tom from Tom & Jerry scream 👍

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago* (3 children)

    I now have a new man, who happens to be a woman

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I have a man??? How much did I pay?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Call an ambulance for my man.

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