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[–] 37 points 1 month ago

Wiggle my butt too

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Calmly explain why that sort of behavior is inappropriate and request an apology.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Wave with some steroids to get her attention and then throw them in the direction of the bouncers. After that have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    Scrape what is left of his ass off the wall.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    Call an ambulance to tend to his broken pelvis?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I'm in "the club", especially one where randomly molesting someone isn't an immediate expulsion, I've already taken one too many wrong turns and need to rethink my life.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Lemmy shitposts, and lemmy users responding in dead seriousness in the comments, name a more iconic duo.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    He's a boobs guy, I'm not worried.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Am man, so my ass?

    Tom from Tom & Jerry scream 👍

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    I now have a new man, who happens to be a woman

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Call an ambulance for my man.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I have a man??? How much did I pay?

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  • Everyone has knees.

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