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submitted 1 day ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 39 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Mfs can go to mainstream media and say whatever absurd thing about NK and is published without any fact checking or second tough.

The one about the haircut is my fav so far

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    What’s the haircut one?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    North Korean men are simultaneously forced to have the same hairstyle as Kim Jong Un and banned from having said hairstyle under threat of execution, so every North Korean man has been executed for having the haircut they were forced to get, and has subsequently been brought back to life to get that same haircut again. I know it sounds absurd, but the alternative is believing that random South Korean tabloids are just making stuff up for attention, which I personally find much harder to believe

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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    • [–] 17 points 1 day ago

    classic juche necromancy, we love to see it

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    [–] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Dialectical materialism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

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    • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    How did Kim Jong "Un-poison" his aunt?

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