North Korean men are simultaneously forced to have the same hairstyle as Kim Jong Un and banned from having said hairstyle under threat of execution, so every North Korean man has been executed for having the haircut they were forced to get, and has subsequently been brought back to life to get that same haircut again. I know it sounds absurd, but the alternative is believing that random South Korean tabloids are just making stuff up for attention, which I personally find much harder to believe