Are the Dulles brothers and Bush Snr cool guys to hang put with?
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What was it like losing an election to Bill Clinton?
When Megadeth used a sample of your "read my lips, no new taxes" speech, was that more of a high point, a low point, or just kind of mid?
Was Barbara really an even bigger Throat GOAT than Nancy?
hi big fan of your work
when can we expect a sequel?
You're a damn liar! I helped Oswald cook up that scheme on a bus ride to Mexico after Richard Fariña's wedding!
And he missed. You think there arent backup plans?
Let me get this right: You're saying you're a better shot than both Oswald and Thompson?

it's still very funny to me that we got Second Thought to do an AMA and that has been the only really notable post from this community.
anyways reported for no proof i hope Awoo bans your ass!!!
Did you know they wrote a song about you? "Hey Man Nice Shot"
[CW: suicide] The song is actually about a suicide that happened live during a press conference.
The song was written about the public suicide of State Treasurer of Pennsylvania R. Budd Dwyer on January 22, 1987, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Dwyer had been convicted of bribery charges in December 1986, and was expected to receive a lengthy sentence from U.S. District Court Judge Malcolm Muir. Professing his innocence and decrying the legal system, Dwyer shot and killed himself with a .357 Magnum revolver during a televised press conference.
Of course. I wrote it.
what's for dinner?
Do i need to do anything to prepare my septic system for winter?
You said ask anything.
What did it smell like on the gassy gnoll?
Everyone is probably curious as to why
I'll bite. Why'd you do it?
I was told that if you kill the president you get to be president
Was the one who told you that, by any chance, a talking dog named Benji you found on your doorstep?
Was it like communist killed him, CIA killed him, or Israel killed him?
I killed him. Right there in the title
Pull out illustrated diagram explaining the differences between different styles of political violence
They laugh and say "It's a good assassination, sir"
Look inside
It's CIA
Did you get the newtype sound effect when you got him in your sights?
was it really 11 miles an hour?
Did you kill the deputy; Roger D. Craig?
I only bought one bullet


I knew it.
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