It was me. I did it. Everyone is probably curious as to why, where ive been, all that stuff, so if you've got any questions shoot away! (Pun intended!)

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[–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Are the Dulles brothers and Bush Snr cool guys to hang put with?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    What was it like losing an election to Bill Clinton?

    When Megadeth used a sample of your "read my lips, no new taxes" speech, was that more of a high point, a low point, or just kind of mid?

    Was Barbara really an even bigger Throat GOAT than Nancy?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    hi big fan of your work

    when can we expect a sequel?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

    You're a damn liar! I helped Oswald cook up that scheme on a bus ride to Mexico after Richard Fariña's wedding!

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    And he missed. You think there arent backup plans?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Let me get this right: You're saying you're a better shot than both Oswald and Thompson?

    hst-gun

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    it's still very funny to me that we got Second Thought to do an AMA and that has been the only really notable post from this community.

    anyways reported for no proof i hope Awoo bans your ass!!!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Did you know they wrote a song about you? "Hey Man Nice Shot"

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    [CW: suicide] The song is actually about a suicide that happened live during a press conference.

    The song was written about the public suicide of State Treasurer of Pennsylvania R. Budd Dwyer on January 22, 1987, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Dwyer had been convicted of bribery charges in December 1986, and was expected to receive a lengthy sentence from U.S. District Court Judge Malcolm Muir. Professing his innocence and decrying the legal system, Dwyer shot and killed himself with a .357 Magnum revolver during a televised press conference.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDxrXFQwU8

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Do i need to do anything to prepare my septic system for winter?

    You said ask anything.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    What did it smell like on the gassy gnoll?

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    [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Everyone is probably curious as to why

    I'll bite. Why'd you do it?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I was told that if you kill the president you get to be president

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Was it like communist killed him, CIA killed him, or Israel killed him?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (4 children)

    I killed him. Right there in the title

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Did you get the newtype sound effect when you got him in your sights?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    was it really 11 miles an hour?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Did you kill the deputy; Roger D. Craig?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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