They call him The Handyman.

If you beat me off, I will come on your property.

The line starts at dusk. People stare at the ground, keep apart, and don't talk.

Beating someone off is a reward,
beating someone off when they are still sore from coming on your property mere moments earlier, that's borderline a warcrime

That sounds a bit like a fatal infinite loop scenario...

Thank you, come again.

Heading there now.