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Patel’s FBI Lowers the Bar for Applicants With Checkered Pasts | Applicants who have hired prostitutes, stolen from employers, or engaged in bestiality may no longer be automatically disqualified fro… (www.thedailybeast.com)
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Full title: Patel’s FBI Lowers the Bar for Applicants With Checkered Pasts | Applicants who have hired prostitutes, stolen from employers, or engaged in bestiality may no longer be automatically disqualified from joining the bureau.

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[–] 2 points 5 hours ago

Let me make my surprised face:

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    [–] 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Applicants who have hired prostitutes

    Ok, sounds good

    Stolen from employers

    Sure, reasonable enough, I guess

    or engaged in bestiality or animal cruelty

    Hold the fuck up

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  • [–] 3 points 14 hours ago

    To be fair, bestiality isn't something the FBI typically investigates. Unless the animal crosses state lines, then they end up investigating people like Stormy Daniels for fucking Trump.

    Who knows, maybe these new bestiality people will be able to help the FBI agents who can be regularly heard shouting, "fucking Trump!"

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