I think he might just have a fetish for losing.

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[–] 4 points 3 hours ago

Over trump's dead body (literally).

Trump is not planning to willingly leave in 2029.

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  • [–] 22 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    So this is his Dmitry Medvedev?

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  • [–] 13 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Gonna try and pull a Putin with Trump?

    Take Trump as his running mate, then if he wins resign so Trump can be President again.

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  • [–] 12 points 17 hours ago*

    That is against the constitution. The 12th amendment says if a person is ineligible for president they are also ineligible for VP

    Only thing possible is running for congress and then being speaker of the house, then both VP and President resign.

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  • [–] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

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  • [–] 4 points 16 hours ago

    Postponing release of Epstein files as long as possible for the pedolord

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  • [–] 9 points 21 hours ago*

    Oh fuck, I need to keep my wallet closed. Last time a person who obviously cannot get elected became the GOP candidate, I bet a lot of money against his win. :(

    Fortunately, I did the same 4 years earlier when the same happened :)

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  • [–] 13 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    Wonder if he and Trump are going for a Putin/Medvedev situation.

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  • [–] 9 points 22 hours ago

    Iran war didn't go well, now he planning to be the boss? Well, let's see how it goes for him.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Hilarious, because we all know it's just going to be the orange pedophile again.

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    I just have a hard time believing they can keep him both alive and sufficiently lucid enough to be viable for 2028. He's struggling to hold it together through an entire Nazi rally now.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago

    Sanity and competence are not requirements. As long as he's hurting the right's designated scapegoats du jour, they'll support him even if he's no more than an amorphous blob of protoplasm in a jar.

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    [–] 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Guy who lost a war with Iran wants to be president.

    Must be the type who has failed upwards his entire life.

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    [–] 7 points 22 hours ago

    Completely normal for a genocidal empire that murders schoolgirls with impunity.

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  • [–] 173 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Please be the republican nominee.

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  • [–] 137 points 1 day ago (17 children)

    Keep in mind that is exactly what I thought when Trump announced his candidacy in 2015.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    Nominees don't matter anymore. They won't let anyone who will make a meaningful difference in. If someone meaningful gets in, they'll be blocked from making any changes.

    we lack the pitchforks and the will to do jack all about anything.

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    [–] 5 points 21 hours ago

    With running mate, Lumpy Pillows, will win bigly!

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  • [–] 4 points 20 hours ago

    Just hand him a beer and he'll forget when he's supposed to be running. Daft cunt.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    You guys laugh, but there seems to be enough wannabe-macho small-penis dudebro idiot voters that could get the loser elected. Do not assume it won't happen.

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    [–] 2 points 17 hours ago

    Ok so that's the plan... Shithead who is obviously better (lol) than orangeshit is gonna run. That guarantees that we'll have another 4 years of the orange shit.

    This is terrible. Will there be any businesses still solvable? Any economy still alive?

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  • [–] 6 points 23 hours ago

    Whoops, Trump going to throw him under the bus in 3… 2…. 1….

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    President Kegsbreath..

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    [–] 15 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The boy ain’t even fit for T-ball.

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