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[–] 39 points 6 days ago

i plead the fifth

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  • [–] 27 points 5 days ago
    [–] 30 points 6 days ago

    service top reporting in

    it's similar, but it's not the same

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  • [–] 29 points 6 days ago

    Help, I'm being attacked.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    There are like 2-3 actual doms in this community at any given time

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  • [–] 15 points 5 days ago

    Listen,

    ...shut up

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  • [–] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    I'm a sub that will try to dom to please I admit :3

    Oddly enough because Iknow what I like sometimes it works on others ₍^. .^₎⟆

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago

    Sorry, your government mandated dom is on sick leave atm. The daily wall-pinnings and weekly bondage will resume past this Wednesday

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  • [–] 13 points 5 days ago

    Actual switch, reporting for booty.

    Duty.

    ... well, I guess it depends on my mood.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 4 days ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    "so much of a sub that you dom" reminded me of integer overflow but sure why not (though don't really understand it...)

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    there's integer overflow and integer underflow. when you have an 8-bit signed integer variable: signed char x = 127 and you try to increment it by 1: signed char y = x + 1 and then you print y: `printf("%d\n", int(y))", it will print -128. the reason is integer overflow, kinda like when you add 1 to 999, you get 1000. but if the variable can only store 3 digits, you get 000 instead, which is 0. the computer interprets that as a negative value though because of offset etc.

    the same works in reverse. -999 - 1 = -1000 which gets interpreted as -000 which gets interpreted as a positive number then.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago*

    Hah for some reason I thought it was arithmetic underflow but given that the original joke was integer overflow and not arithmetic overflow it makes more sense for it to be integer underflow too. And I agree fits better.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 days ago

    Listen, I didn't ask to be called out like this today

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago

    I can be anybunny you want me to be :3

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    Actual switch here - I love both domming and subbing and want to experience all the things.

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  • That depends who you're asking, me or my tulpa (submissive top and power bottom).

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    God this is so relatable. My partner and I are both like this :3

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago

    Past experiences mean I won’t sub, but I’ll dom to please, I accept that’s a sub subtype

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