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[–] 44 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Mmmm, that's a keming issue

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  • [–] 50 points 2 days ago

    These sperm bank motivational messages are getting weird.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    What an inspiration. Imma goon right now...

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  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago (1 child)
  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Gon... Goon... Go on...

    Truly, recent internet history has been rough.

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  • But I've been gooning for three days now I just need a drink of water.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Im Australia goon is a slang term for a cheap box of wine that teenagers would drink to get drunk. I guess the kids don't drink anymore.

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    [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Well if you insist.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    Welcome to the fertility clinic. Andrology ward.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    So I "just" need to double how long I last? Simple! Why didn't you just say so before!?

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