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[–] 81 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

ℳitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

✅ will attend

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  • [–] 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    The children have been fed a vegan diet, yes, but unfortunately consumption of them is not compatible with a vegan diet. We offer a vegan children option, but it is quite sour in some patches.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 month ago

    Free roam or factory child?

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't have the funds to get away with that. Also, who tf only offers meat choices?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Standard conservative wedding, you can fuck or eat, or both! Your choice.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Do you eat the children after fucking them or do you eat a different child because you don't want to eat fucked child?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    I'm ignoring the obvious, because everything else is weird too and I really want to overthink something.

    What is expected here, should I complete the phrase to say "(I/we) will / will not attend"? Put an X where applicable? If the latter, why is it not a box? Is something meant to go in the big blank space after the fancy M? What if I want neither pork nor beef? Should I put "any dietary restrictions" on the card? On the back? What does "to initial" mean?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hmm you must not be too familiar with wedding rsvps. The fancy M is where you write your name (completing it with Mr. or Mrs. Yourname). Then you check will/won’t. If you’re attending, you put numbers in the blank spaces for the rest of your party (spouse, kids) so they know how many meals to prepare

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    I am very unfamiliar with those, indeed. The few weddings that have happened in my bubble were all content to say "you coming? Cool!" So I'm learning many things in this here thread, thank you.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (4 children)

    Have you never been asked to initial something? It means put your initials by your choice.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Trump is getting remarried?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Ah, longveal

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