So, Lenny, this situation was that everyone around Jesus expected the world to end and for Jesus to pop right back and bring the Kingdom of Heaven with him. But when that didn't happen, they had to do a massive retcon about why he died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6wAPS1GMc

The guy that had an uncle named Jesus that died recently:

Finally someone acknowledges Nietzsche

Fuck yeah I am.

Gonna need a few more of these to wash away my sins lol

... reasonably confident Jesus died because he incited a riot in a public space on a holiday.

According to the fairy tale, the bitch could respawn at will. So the dumbass could've stayed and cured people but instead chose to peace out according to the story. lol