She would've given him a children's book after 5 minutes of talking to him. She tried to help illiterate people.

Please let there be a monkey paw curling somewhere

the only time AI didn't produce some fuckin' bazongas

Readers added context: Dolly Parton would never get within ten feet of that racist, pedophilic rapist.

this is genuinely so fucking creepy

...does this mean Donald Trump is also dead?

Haven't thrown up in my mouth for some time. Thanks