What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen dirt owl?
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How did you come to adore owls and fowls?
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Owls are like if you combined birds and cats. They're also very stupid. You think they're dignified but they're stupid. They are gross and dorky and burp pellets. I love them.
Are you or have you ever been a member of the Hexbear community?
Isn't that a podcast?
Like the drug lord?
does P = NP?
why are you gay
cats or dogs?
Oh no my post is breaching containment.
You're not actually an owl are you? 
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what's your favorite bug and why?
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Is there any relationship between you and Dirt_Owl? Causative, correlative, something else?
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I've got a delivery of owl pellets, should I just drop them off under the tree or what?
My favorite bugs are actually bees and ants, because I think they're cute and I like that they work together.
Dirt_Owl is like Dort_Owl but less dorty and more dirty
Please put a bow on the pellets and leave them at the door, thank you
Which of these two doors leads to safety and which one leads to certain doom? 🚪 🚪
Left dooor pls
What does a boobie feel like? I'm afraid to touch myself or my partner, and you seem like you might be a sex haver.
What is your favorite terrestrial isopod? And you can't say all of them.
My favorite terrestrial isopod is the only terrestrial isopod afaik, woodlice/rollypolys/pillbugs
But I think hobbiests breed them in cute colors. I like the black and white ones that look like cows
If you could change π to be 3 would you do it?

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