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[–] 15 points 3 days ago (1 child)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen dirt owl?

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    How did you come to adore owls and fowls?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Are you or have you ever been a member of the Hexbear community?

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    You're not actually an owl are you? disgost

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)
    • what's your favorite bug and why?

    • Is there any relationship between you and Dirt_Owl? Causative, correlative, something else?

    • I've got a delivery of owl pellets, should I just drop them off under the tree or what?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    My favorite bugs are actually bees and ants, because I think they're cute and I like that they work together.

    Dirt_Owl is like Dort_Owl but less dorty and more dirty

    Please put a bow on the pellets and leave them at the door, thank you

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Which of these two doors leads to safety and which one leads to certain doom? 🚪 🚪

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    What does a boobie feel like? I'm afraid to touch myself or my partner, and you seem like you might be a sex haver.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    What is your favorite terrestrial isopod? And you can't say all of them.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    My favorite terrestrial isopod is the only terrestrial isopod afaik, woodlice/rollypolys/pillbugs

    But I think hobbiests breed them in cute colors. I like the black and white ones that look like cows

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    If you could change π to be 3 would you do it?

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