Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I think you probably can, yes.

drive to the second window

How many people in your party?

And then?

Can I have a junior western bacon chee. A JUNIOR western bacon chee, I’m trying to watch my figure.

Nobody is stopping you.

Maybe at other locations, but we dont serve onion rings here...

Would you like anything to drink with that?

Yes send me $33 over Venmo

No

Make me make it. Pussy. Ptchough.

Would you order me a large coffee, black, while you're there?
I almost have the tire changed.