I've said it before, but I'm going to go buy a flag pole and American flag, and put that shit square in my front yard and put it full staff. Might even surround it by smaller flags to really sell it.

it's probably going to be swan lake though.

I will have to temper things to a degree so I don't get fired for my strong and vocal opinion, but there will be celebration. Nothing in writing, but I'll tell anyone I don't work with exactly how I feel about the situation. In my head, I've already had the argument/conversation with my conservative neighbors that will be upset about it. I will have no shame, and I will bury them in insults and facts. Burn every bridge that doesn't pay my bills. They may not even be good arguments, but I can always fall back on them supporting a pedophile rapist. That's indefensible.

I'll have to get cameras and lights to keep on my flag to prevent someone from stealing it or lowering it. I recently played with a buddies slingshot on a camping trip. That would be fun.

I'm planning on coming out of alcoholism retirement for 24h when that happens.

The resulting hangover should ensure another decade on the wagon.