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[–] 91 points 5 days ago (1 child)

"networking" in the social sense or in the administration/programming sense?

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  • [–] [S] 68 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Good one 🤣 I don't think I have ever used the word to mean "managing social networks" or the likes 🤣

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 5 days ago (5 children)

    I am so going to start to use computer networking terminology when talking about social networking from now on.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP

    (like a socially acceptable seal)

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 days ago

    Cicadas be like

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  • [–] 31 points 4 days ago (12 children)

    The problem with networking is debugging it. The worst is debugging iptables and nftables. Figuring out which chain they are going to is a massive hassle. How come we don't have any graphical tools whatsoever for this work?

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    [–] 60 points 5 days ago* (8 children)

    If it helps, I'm from the other side of networking and infra. You could swap the labels and make the meme accurate for me.

    In the mid 1980s I learn the BASIC programming command GOTO and fell in love for a lifetime. If you look any anything I used to write in Ruby script or today in Python you'll see my love affair with "if" "elfi" and "else" continues. My universe is nested "if" statements all the way down.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago

    It was fashionable at a time to avoid ifs and other imperative structures, but I tend to like them. Functional is nice and all but I like my code to be smart in the way it works, not in the way it's written. Nested ifs are readable, collapsible, and easy to make sense of at a glance, there's often nothing wrong with using them.

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    [–] 43 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    In one college class we had to reimplement TCP in our own code on top of real UDP sockets. That was a fun class.

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    [–] 12 points 4 days ago

    Oh networking is easy first you go to linkedin Then... You run

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  • [–] 24 points 5 days ago* (1 child)

    I was like this 5 years ago. Networking a lot is still effort for me, but it is just another learnable skill, and it has lots of benefits (depending on your aims, I guess)

    Edit: hah, just realised this is about connecting computers, not about talking to people...

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  • [–] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    And my boss shattering all with mean comments. Not letting me explain my code but still tearing it all down, removing all security features like checking for directory existing, connection is open aso. and then saying im not qualified for the job! Good thing i got already laid off. Bad that i'll still have to spend 3 months at this company

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    I'm so sorry about your job. :(

    Do you mean that you were trying to write network conscious/safe code and your boss disagreed and laid you off for that reason?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

    No. This whole laying off story is bigger and longer Shortly said. Last year i did a project, alone, for a customer. I didn't know that the version i gave him for review, was supposed to be the finished polished version. For me it was the rough work that he could have a look at, if the UI and functions roughly are as he expected them and whether he wants other changes. That brought the stone rolling.

    Then the best friend of the only senior dev in this small company got into the position of team lead. There he constantly changed things up but i thought yeah what ever i write the texts differently. That was in december 2025. But the big issues then came in january and stronger in february. He bickered at how i named my variables, saying they werent accurate, leaving classes empty (just like the structure he build up was and i wanted to emulate it because i thought 'well it got to have a reason why he did it that way'). For example the variable for a list for a table of employee time entries i called "employeesheet". He marked it as completely wrong and that this isnt appropriate, giving as example that one of the translation of the word into german is "time note" and i should rather call it just "employeecollection". I argued, that it does fit because sheet also can be used for a listing and this not being a collection could lead to confusion with wrongful expectations and this is only being a list to be displayed and printed. And asked for better clarification why he thinks that would be a better name. I never got that. Note that all other classes and lists were called "sheet" and not "collection" He also was constantly passiv aggressiv and i cant even recall all of it because its some time ago and lot has happened since then. During a "meeting" to clarify things. He got loud, mad and angry that the bosses didnt read the emails he send them complaining about me. This person had a history and i wasnt the first to be feeling his power tripp. Another collegue felt it at the same time and one even before it. We went to the bosses. This was all due to unclear communication. I even offered to write them a manial on how to phrase things so i understand it better. Got told it was not neccessary. I did it anyways after senior developer asked in an email exchange between me and the ass-leader

    Then i was tasked to do a version 2.0 for that customer project. Alone. As the project began i was on the verge of ending up on the street and had to juggle housing search, my grandma (and mother figure) being diagnosed with end stage Thyroid cancer and my dad suddenly landing in hospital due to a huge cepsis. Due to all that stress i oversaw something major for the project. That i then ofc admitted to be my fault and worked hard to fix it all. Then i noticed (after having done this fix just in time) that without telling me this project got given to the senior developer instead.

    What a motivation booster. At the time i also got told (end of june) that i'll be laid off due to the financial situation. But in the case for the states approval (im 50% disabled meaning they have to get the states approval first) they stated "lack of skills for the position" as reason. In my statement i wrote how it all went down and that it was not due to lack of skill but due to stress in private that i oversaw that thing for the project.

    Then the last few weeks i got tasked to programm something for a technologie which hasnt been in use since the 90s! And therefor ofc barely any documentation. I programmed it all regardless to the best of my abilities, having never interacted with Paradox (.px) database files or Oracle OR Borland Software before. Did it all dynamic, as i was taught in traite school, how i was always told to do things, even here). This still somehow was wrong lol. The safety things were: check that the repository exists before calling it. If not exists create it. Before trying to send a SQL Query to the Database, check that the connection is established and open.

    Both i got told (along with gas lighting that apperently the call i had with my boss last friday according to him didnt happen) were unnecessary because "the folder will always be there". I told him "nobody can gurantie that!". He told me to shut up. I did for the rest of the call. He used the word "clone files" not "copy files" which in my book are 2 different things. And then got upset that i didnt copy the files but created new once from the templates. He treated me litterly like i never programmed. Didnt give me a few minutes to find the connections and how i arranged the methods, in the code i didnt touch in a week. It's all so frustrating.

    And yes they were aware from before they hired me that i have adhd and autism

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    [–] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Only wizards can configure iptables for ipv4 and ipv6 port forwarding. Only wizards.

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    [–] 13 points 5 days ago

    Only computer thing I still needed to call dad about as an adult.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 days ago (11 children)

    tcpdump looks scary but is super neat and helpful, learn it if you haven't ;)

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    [–] 11 points 5 days ago

    I've enabled all the relevant permissions. I've disabled firewall protection. I've enabled file sharing on both sides. I've checked for connectivity to the other machine from the command line...

    Why is my shared folder still not accessible!??!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago

    I may actually be the other way around. I'm probably better at networking than programming? Not sure, I love them both but do neither professionally.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago

    That's why I decided to build my first online multi-player game as an offline single-player game, and just figure out how to add the networking stuff when everything else is done- an architectural choice I definitely won't come to regret later...

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago

    My confidence in disk management and partition tables is made of horse hair, single strand.

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  • Opposite for me lol

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