Luke can use his massive dong to knock on the door (image is a side view)

Heh my kid has a T-shirt like this.

Except white-on-black.

And his name is Bob.

(And yes, I keep wanting to say he has Bitch Tits every time I read the damn thing. Fucking meatloaf).

It was like $2 on Temu and it was his favorite shirt until it fell apart in the wash a week later.

J/k. It's made of plastic. The shirt will outlive him and probably the rest of humanity.