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[–] 28 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

i scream on company time. scared the shit out of the guy in the stall next to mine

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago

    Much less to scream about when you don’t have to spend time in a car on a freeway every day!

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    There's no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it's time. There's no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    I leave for work early to beat traffic and have 15 to 20 minutes to myself. I park on the far side to get my steps in. Doing this, I'm assured to not be disturbed while I have mini breakdowns and ugly cry. :D

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Y'all don't just whip out the ceremonial screaming cushion when you need it?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    I channel it into the stabbing.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Pillow for sure. Back in the day it used to be a walk-in freezer.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Into the pillow. Or walk into the woods for some weeping.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    I scream on my motorcycle

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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    I just take a nice, relaxing ride on my bicycle to a nearby park instead.

    The ducks have learned about this habit and leave me alone now, fearing for their eardrums.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    But my commute is what causes most of my screaming!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    I live pretty rural so I just go outside and scream at the sky from my lawn.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    My action paralysis, social anxiety and paranoia of others hearing makes me internalise the screams. It doesn't work very well.

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  • Do it on the job while job hunting if it's that bad

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Late at night when the neighbors are sleeping.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    The elites don't want you to know this but you can actually scream pretty much anywhere, anytime. I like to do it on the subway during rush hour.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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    The only downside of working remotely

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  • Anyway it's the shower

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Internally at the gym

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Restroom at work

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  • Into the void. I'm not sure how I get there, but sometimes it just kinda happens

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