FartMaster69 comments on Me

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?

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[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps that's why they scream at random? 🤔🐲

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

And, what, I guess you're some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.

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[–] trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 3 weeks ago

Yours isn't?

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